"Guess I'll put down you happened to be checked in here and we'll prorate it from day before yesterday. Okay?"

"Whatever you say, Plankton."

Plankton wasn't looking at the mystery guest. "I been watchin' the news about them pedophiles usin' PhotoShop to simulate kiddie porn on the Internet. You think that's legal . . . lieutenant?"

The mystery guest didn't answer that. He was thinking about the virtual wedding he'd been invited to where he was asked to stand in for the groom, only it was a shotgun wedding. "Look, Plankton, have you got any leads yet?"

"None that I know of," Plankton wheezed.

Next time: the mystery guest gets a big break in the case!